Here is an official press release from the Harris campaign today and it is perfection.
Subject Line: “Statement on a 78-Year-Old Criminal’s Fox News Appearance”
First line of release: “After watching Fox this morning we have only one question, is Donald Trump ok?”
That shit is gold and the answer is no, no he’s not. And this is what we need to keep pounding on. It is a genius move to make that dumb sonofabitch and his mental instability and his inanity the biggest issue in the campaign. It’s true, of course and, as a bonus, it is sure to send him and his skeevy advisors even more around the bend.
Trump’s appearance on the insipid Fox & Friends this morning was just like all of his appearances – a vomitous stew of dangerous, crazy, repulsive and sociopathic all rolled into one.
In the most sickening comment of all, Trump combined one of his ridiculous fabricated “Sir” stories with his now hardwired lie that he was shot and, for the cherry on the shit sandwich, added a repellent slur of the Vice President, saying, “They say Sir, be nice, you just got hit with a bullet. That’s hard to do when you’re dealing with someone like her who is real garbage.” In a normal country, this would be disqualifying.
He also showed off his foreign policy chops (insert eye roll permanently into back of head):
One of the dopy anchors: “What is your plan to end the war in Gaza?”
Trump: “I want him to finish up, and get it done quickly. You gotta get it done quickly.” The idiots on the couch nod sagely like they just listened to Churchill.
And then here he was, screwing up a spoon fed question trying to get him off the hook for the stratospherically unpopular Project 25: "Many of the points are fine. Many of the points are absolutely ridiculous... I have never seen the document…They wrote something that I disagree with in many cases and some cases you agree... This is a document I know nothing about."
You following this horseshit? He won’t say which is which, but he agrees with some parts but not others in the document he knows absolutely zero about and has, in fact, never seen. I get I’m a broken record but it is absolutely maddening that the media insists on treating him like a normal candidate. The man belongs in a rubber room.
Anyway, while he’s pretending he knows nothing about Project 25, here’s something he damn well knows for sure: Kamala Harris would wipe the floor with him in a debate. Here is the hilarious “Trump Campaign Statement on General Election Debates” released today:
“Given the continued political chaos surrounding Crooked Joe Biden and the Democrat Party, general election debate details cannot be finalized until Democrats formally decide on their nominee. There is a strong sense by many in the Democrat Party – namely Barack Hussein Obama – that Kamala Harris is a Marxist fraud who cannot beat President Trump, and they are still holding out for someone ‘better’” Therefore, it would be inappropriate to schedule things with Harris because Democrats very well could still change their minds.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What a pathetic little babyman bitch. I’m old enough to remember that Biden was not the official nominee in the last debate so that’s not the real reason. You scared bro?
He should be. There was more news today to make that dead ferret fly off of Trump’s head in the form of a new New York Times/Siena poll. In less than 4 days, Harris has pulled within a point of Trump among likely voters. He was previously up by 6 on President Biden. This is a pretty staggering shift since (1) our gal is barely out of the blocks and (2) more importantly, this should be the high water mark of the felon and rapist Trump’s campaign, seeing as he’s coming off his Convention bounce and an assassination attempt. Harris net favorability rating has also improved by 16 points. Wow.
Meanwhile, the enthusiasm gap is widening. You may recall Sunday when 44,000 black women got together on Zoom for a couple of hours and raised about $1.4 million for Harris.
As Daily Kos reports, that inspired Shannon Watts, founder of Moms Demand Action, to make another appeal. On Tuesday she wrote that “black women have been the backbone of the Democratic party” and solicited white women to join “White Women Answer the Call” tonight.
Those glorious bitches broke the record for the largest call in the history of Zoom with more than 150,000 participants. They raised more than $2 million. Goddamn, that’s a lot of cat ladies!
Extra Credit:
In today’s episode of the Vance Chronicles, we offer thanks to JD’s fellow Peter Theil owned-and-operated freak, failed Arizona Senate candidate/colossal weirdo Black Masters, for pouring gas on the fire of JD’s now famous cat lady remarks. You’ll recall that fake hillbilly/real asshole Vance (who has denied having sex wife a sofa but “a lot of people still have questions” – am I doing that right MAGAts?) has called Kamala Harris a “childless cat lady,” of the type who are “miserable at their own lives and the choices that they’ve made so they want to make the rest of the country miserable to.” He also argued that people without children don’t have a “direct stake” in the future of the country. This is so despicable there are no words.
Well, check that, because actually there are. Here’s Masters, doubling down on it today: “Political leaders should have children. Certainly, they should at least be married. If you aren’t running or can’t run a household of your own, how can you relate to a constituency of families, or govern wisely with respect to future generations? Skin in the game matters.” Dear God, these people.
Meanwhile, turns out JD is quite prolific in his writings. A day after learning that Vance penned the forward to an upcoming book by the architect of Project 2025 (which, as discussed, Trump likes parts of but not others even though he doesn’t know anything about it), come to find out Vance also wrote a blurb for a book published earlier this year by Jack Posobiec, the dude behind the lunatic QAnon Pizzagate theory which posited that Hillary Clinton was drinking the blood of dead children in the basement of a Washington DC pizza joint. You know, totally normal beliefs. Posobiec’s book, titled “Unhumans” posits that progressives are, uh, you guessed it, unhuman, and part of a centuries long effort to destroy civilization.
Lance’s endorsement:” In the past, communists marched in the streets waving red flags. Today, they march through HR, college campuses, and courtrooms to wage lawfare against good, honest people. In Unhumans, Jack Posobiec and Joshua Lisec reveal their plans and show us what to do to fight back.”
These people are nuts. We’re fighting back A shit ton of work to do but we can win this thing!
Thanks so much for reading and stay safe and healthy everyone!!!
So according to someone who effed a couch (out of wedlock while using a latex contraceptive device , if that’s even still legal at this point), I have no direct stake in this country even though I have graduated from college, worked full time in my field, put myself through graduate school while working full time, took care of my home, payed all of my bills in a timely fashion and served on Boards for local social service agencies (all without owning any cats). Is that correct?
Whoa: "...having sex wife a sofa..." and "...country miserable to. ..." and "...fighting back A shit ton..." and "...penned the forward to an..."
- slow down and take a breath, Robin! Love your writing!